And Now For Something Completely Different

While I was driving my seven year old son to school this morning, I asked him what I should write about today… and he said, “tell them some of our jokes.”

Who am I to say that is not a good idea? So here it goes:

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows-say

Cows-say who?

No they don’t… they say “moo!”

Did you hear about the frog who broke his leg? He was really unhoppy.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Owls-say

Owls-say who?

Yes, yes they do.

Thanks very much… we’ll be here every Monday night. Please don’t forget to tip your waitress.

Oh c’mon, do you have any that are better?

David A.

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